如此对白
一个外宾单独进入某酒店，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在玩手机，只有自己比较清闲，于是面带微笑的出现了以下的对白：
前台小姐："Hello."
老外："Hi."
前台小姐："You have what thing？"
老外："Can you speak english？"
前台小姐："If I not speak english, I am speaking what？"
老外："Can anybody else speak english？"
前台小姐："You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！"
老外："Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？"
前台小姐："Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?"
老外："I want to speak to your head."
前台小姐："Head not zai. You tomorrow come！"
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